drummermanspike:

this statement dealt 10 damage to everyone in a 2 mile radius

toddcoward69:

Video Game : please choose your hair.

Available hairstyles :UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, ugly but it fits your character, UGLY.

zagreus:

flame-cat:

im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes

“i baked you a pie”

“oh boy! what flavor?”

this didn’t trigger my fight or flight reflex it just made me yearn for a simpler, more innocent time

emoclownie:

luxwing:

kerbrobro:

birdship:

saintdane05:

thevriscourse:

gay-bugsbunny:

thevriscourse:

yall i know i’ve defended some heinous media on this blog and that so long as you follow me you will live in the wake of kill la kill, but for real if you’re giving a shit about detroit: become human, you gotta get off this fucking blog because no amount of “but its my special interest!” is gonna change the fact that david cage wrote a scene where a white person tells a black person they deserve to be a slave and thought it was okay and acceptable

hey i dont give a fuck about video games but can you source this? i want others to be like…aware…cus goddamn

(sourced from theblacknerd on twitter)

HOW DOES THIS GAME KEEP GETTING WORSE

Don’t forget the part where one of the slogans Markus can graffiti is “I can’t breathe but I’m alive”.

Jesus fucking Christ I want David Cage to fall in a hole and die forever

Why are people still acting like this is a good game nvm it’s bevause they wanna fuck the twink robot

garashirs:

im the dumb bitch mutual. the absolute fucking idiot mutual. people see me on their dash and theyre like “i didnt know u could read”

femmepeaxh:

femmepeaxh:

reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons

I said weirdest not deepest! stop reblogging this w shit like ‘my life falling apart’ and ‘intimacy’ and have fun!! be scared of figurines or something damn

shingojira:

hey whats

up

kushblazer666:

my mom’s getting too into the meme game

isventoaureoconfirmed:

Day 546

Vento Aureo is confirmed.

Thank you for joining me.

sapphic-space-syren:

bipolarblueberries:

“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb

i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”

dovahfiin:

cmder:

mojav:

They need to make 😔 this emoji with 🤠this hat

when they say yeehaw but don’t ask haw yee

tilthat:

TIL Psychiatrists have redefined “Pathological Grooming” such as skin-picking, hair-pulling, and nail-biting as similar to OCD, and they are considered often to be virtually uncontrollable.

via reddit.com

stimpoweredgiraffe:

ok do you guys remember those Capri Sun “RESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT!” ads where children would deface a Capri Sun pouch in some way and then suffer some karmic punishment thematically connected to the way they disrespected pouch

then there were Airheads commercials where eating an airhead would turn your head into a balloon

and there were Fruit Gusher ads similar to that except your head turned into an enormous piece of fruit


what happened where for this brief period of time (in america at least) it was decided the best way to get kids to buy fruit themed junk food was to imply there was some kind of chaotic evil force that would let you sip its sweet nectar and feast on its fruit, but only if you were willing to sacrifice your state of existence and obey the artificially flavored outer gods   

heartachedreamboy:

heartachedreamboy:

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker